Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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