Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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