Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
