My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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