This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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