I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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