Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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