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DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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