Your face is a jimmy john
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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