the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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