Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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