My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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