Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
