in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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