Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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