Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
