I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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