If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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