You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
