Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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