I just cut my nipple shaving
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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