He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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