Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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