He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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