Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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