Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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