bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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