she was so not down for the gang bang
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
