Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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