: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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