well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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