they need to just BURY HIM!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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