we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need moral support for this bender
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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