Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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