Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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