Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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