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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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