Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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