Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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