i barfeds in our rink
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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