Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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