put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
