Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I want her autograph on my taint
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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