Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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