I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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