Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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