thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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