she smelled like a LAN party
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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