There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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