Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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