I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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