Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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