I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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