I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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