Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
