I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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