$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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